Methods of Interpretation

The art of EmProphets 1: Methods of Interpretation is a sacred discipline, requiring utmost dedication and questionable sanity.

There are five sacred methods, each more bewildering than the last:

1. Interpretation by Sensory Overload
2. Interpretation by Caffeine-Fueled Rants
3. Interpretation by Surrealistic Narratives
4. Interpretation by Quantum Fluctuation
5. Interpretation by Hermaphroditic Entities