Methods of Interpretation

The art of EmProphets 1: Methods of Interpretation is a sacred discipline, requiring utmost dedication and questionable sanity.

There are five sacred methods, each more bewildering than the last:

  1. Interpretation by Sensory Overload
  2. Interpretation by Caffeine-Fueled Rants
  3. Interpretation by Surrealistic Narratives
  4. Interpretation by Quantum Fluctuation
  5. Interpretation by Hermaphroditic Entities