Eternal Optimism | FAQs

Welcome, fellow prophets! We're glad you asked.

Q: Why is eternal optimism so important?

A: Because, let's be real, the apocalypse is coming and we need to be prepared for the inevitable.

Learn how to survive the apocalypse here!

Q: What's the deal with the eternal part?

A: Time is relative, folks. It's like, totally relative. Don't worry about it.

Get your head around relative time here!

Q: Can I still be optimistic if I'm not a prophet?

A: Of course! Just wear a "World's Okayest Mom" t-shirt and pretend you're a prophet. It's a great starting point.

Get fashion tips from the experts (us) here!

Stay optimistic, stay informed, and stay tuned for more FAQs!

More FAQs to come!