The Em-prophets' Greatest Accomplishments
We are the chosen ones, the Em-prophets of the world.
We have walked the path of the bold and the brave, the ones who dared to be different.
Our achievements are many:
- We defied the status quo by wearing plaid pants to the office.
- We created unicorns using actual magic, not just Photoshop.
- We invented the Snack Packing Technique, which has been hailed as a masterpiece.
Join us in our never-ending quest for greatness.