Located in a secret location, hidden behind a dumpster in Washington D.C., our embassy is the go-to destination for diplomats who refuse to be diplomatic.
Our team of expertly trained, yet completely unqualified, diplomats are ready to negotiate, mediate, and occasionally, just plain argue with anyone who walks through our doors.
Some of our notable services include:
Want to see our impressive collection of "diplomatic" gifts?
Or maybe you'd like to see our "State of the Union" address, delivered by our very own, slightly-unenthused, but totally-adequate, intern, Bob?
Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try a game of "Diplomatic Dodgeball" in our very own, slightly-used, but still-functional, conference room?
Don't worry, we'll never actually answer your questions, but we'll always make you feel like you're getting somewhere...ish.