Lesson 1: The Basics
Step 1: Arrive uninvited, unannounced, and unapologetically.
Step 2: Bring a gift. Any gift. A nice bottle of wine will do.
Step 3: Crash the buffet table, grab a plate, and serve yourself.
Step 4: Make friends with the bartender. They have the best stories.
Step 5: Be the life of the party. Literally. Crash the DJ.