Emergency Exit Strategies

For When Your Life Gets Real

Are you in a tight spot? Do you need to escape the clutches of reality?

• Plan B: The Secret Stash
• Fleeing from Your Parents
• Dodge a Bullet
• Abandon Ship: The Sailing Away Solution
• Pretend it's Canceled: The Art of Disappearance

Disclaimer: Not all of these strategies are recommended. Or safe. Or legal.