Level 3 Emergency: Parmesan Locater Activation

Activation Sequence Initiated. Please Standby for further Instructions.

Location: -12.5 meters below the surface of the cheese cave.

Time: -5.2 minutes until the next batch is scheduled for release.

Proceed to Level 4 for further instructions | Return to Level 2 for re-activation

Warning: The following levels are currently under construction.

Level 4: "The Gouda" - Currently being upgraded by our team of expert cheese engineers.

Level 2: "The Brie" - Scheduled for re-activation after the next scheduled release.