Emergency Contact: Standard Procedure

Section 10: Call the Lawyers

Because, let's be real, that's what you do.

When in doubt, call a lawyer. It's like having a fire extinguisher for your soul.

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Section 10: Call the Lawyers

When all else fails, call the lawyers. They'll bill you for their time, but they'll get the job done.

Subsection 1: Lawyer Jokes