It appears we've had a massive coffee spill on the 3rd floor. The CEO has been rushed to the hospital for a severe case of "I-just-spilled-coffee-on-my-shirt" Syndrome.
Meanwhile, the marketing team has been reorganized into a human knot on the 2nd floor, and the IT department is still trying to figure out how to turn off the auto-flooding system.
The company is in Contingency Mode, and all employees are encouraged to report to the Evacuation Point for further instructions.
Stay safe, and try not to slip on any more spills.