Meeting Purpose:
Attendees were called to address the crisis of the Ramen Noodle Protocol's dwindling noodle supply. Concerns were raised about the impact on the global economy, cultural heritage, and individual stomachs.
Action Items:
- Establish a noodle rationing program to ensure all members receive a fair share.
- Conduct a thorough investigation into the source of the noodle shortage.
- Develop a contingency plan for the event of a complete noodle apocalypse.