The Tactic:
Step 1: Gather Your Belongings, But Only the Essentials
Leave the laundry, the dishes, and that one weird cousin. You'll never see them again.
Step 2: Make It Look Like You're Not Leaving Step 3: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here Step 4: Flee in a Cloud of Dust and Debris (Optional)Step 2: Leave a Trail of Misdirection
Make it seem like you're going for one last look at that thing you're leaving. In reality, you're making a break for the exits.
Step 2.2: Create a Fake Trail of Clues Step 2.3: Make It Look Like You're Still Here (But Really You're Not)