You are running late. Again. It's not your fault, it's just that you're a highly skilled escape artist who has been stuck in a world that values punctuality. But fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution to your problems: Tactic 8, also known as "The Great Escape Plan".

Step 1: Create a diversion. Distract your enemies with a carefully crafted excuse, such as "I'm late because I'm allergic to mornings".

Step 2: Make your escape through a secret passageway. Or, at the very least, a narrow alleyway. Any alleyway will do.

Step 3: Utilize your extensive knowledge of traffic patterns to navigate the city like a pro.

Step 4: Employ your mastery of the art of disguise to blend in with the crowd. A good disguise can make you almost invisible.

Step 5: Find a suitable hiding spot to wait out the chaos. A good hiding spot is one that is both safe and inconspicuous.

And that's it! With Tactic 8, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the art of escape.

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