Welcome, Code Red agents! We're on code red, 24/7/365. Our animal control division is here to handle any situation that involves furry, feathered, or scaly threats to national security.
Our team is equipped with the latest in animal tranquilizer technology and a deep understanding of the art of negotiation with wildlife.
Squirrel Control Raccoon RescueCode Red is currently dealing with a Code Orange situation involving a loose bear in sector 4. Please report to sector 4 HQ for further instructions.
We've successfully negotiated with the squirrel in question, but it's now demanding a 3-course meal and a nap in the sun. We're in talks with the squirrel union to resolve the matter.
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