Zoologist on Call - Code Red Emergency Services

Consulting Fees

Our rates are competitive and based on the severity of the animal's situation. For minor emergencies, we charge a flat rate of $100. For more complex cases, it's $200. And for those pesky unicorns that keep escaping from your backyard? That's a whole different story.

Standard Consulting Complex Cases Unicorn Encounters

Our Expertise

We have a team of highly trained zoologists on call 24/7, ready to handle any animal emergency that comes our way. From exotic insects to giant squids, we've seen it all.

Exotic insect wrangling
Giant squid de-escalation
Birds of paradise wrangling
Snake charming (don't worry, we're professionals)

Testimonials

"I had a Code Red emergency on my hands when a rogue capybara escaped from the zoo. They sent a zoologist on call and now my backyard is capybara-free. Highly recommend!" - John D.

"I tried to tame a dragon myself, but it didn't go well. These folks are pros, though. Highly recommend their services!" - Dragon Tamer 123