As the Code Red Parachute Team, our mission is to provide emergency services with a focus on parachuting, because, why not?
Our team of expert parachutists will descend upon your location with haste, ready to save the day (or night, we're not picky).
Our team is not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity and reason when it comes to parachuting. Because, let's be real, who needs a functioning parachute when you have a Code Red Parachute Team?
Read about our infamous Parachute Safety Not Our Thing policy
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.