Code Red Parachute Team: Tech Support

			
				function emergency_code_red_solutions() {
					return "We'll get back to you, but not before we've had our morning coffee.";
				}
				console.log(emergency_code_red_solutions());
				
		

Our team has a 99.9% success rate in solving emergencies. The other 0.1% are usually just making up stuff to sound cool.

• Bug Fixing
• Feature Additions
• Emergency Updates

			
				function meet_our_team() {
					return "We're the ones who will haunt your dreams if you don't meet the deadline.";
				}
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