Quantum Leap Consulting: Emergency Services

Quantum Leap Crisis Intervention Team

When time is of the essence and the fabric of reality is threatened, call us!

We specialize in:

• Time-traveling hostage negotiators
• Parallel universe mediators
• Multiverse management consultants

Our expert team of interdimensional troubleshooters will navigate the complexities of quantum chaos and get you back on track in no time.

Don't wait any longer, contact us today to schedule your emergency quantum consultation!

			// Quantum Leap Consulting's patented Time-Traveling Algorithm
			// (C) 2023 Quantum Leap Consulting Inc.
			// All rights reserved.
			// Don't even think about reverse-engineering this, we have lawyers.
			console.log("Time-traveling is serious business.");
			console.log("Don't mess it up.");