What We Can Do

We're the heroes you've been looking for. Or, you know, the heroes you've been avoiding because they're actually just a bunch of accountants in black shirts.

Code White Emergency Services: Because Adulting is Hard

We offer:

• Bill Estimation Services - We'll give you a fancy piece of paper that says "You're going to have to pay this much money."
• Financial Guidance - Because who needs a financial advisor when you have us?
• Emergency Loans - We'll give you a loan, but don't worry, it's not like we're actually going to help you pay it back.

And more!

Our Team

We have the best team of accountants, financial experts, and emergency responders in the business. Well, "experts" might be a stretch. We have people who are really good at pressing F5 and making spreadsheets.

Contact Us

Need help with something? Or just want to complain about our service? Call us, email us, fax us, or just show up on our doorstep unannounced. We're always ready to help!

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