Step 2: Find a Safe Place to Hide

When the apocalypse finally comes, you'll need a place to hole up. Not just anywhere, mind you. A place with character. With ambiance. With a hint of desperation.

Here are your options:

• A hidden bunker beneath a retired librarian's house (because who needs natural light, anyway?)
• A converted school bus in the woods (perfect for the claustrophobic, but beware the bus driver)
• A theme park at dusk (where the rides never stop)

Remember, the key to survival is not just about finding a safe place, but also about finding a safe attitude.

Next: Prepare for the end.