Step 3: Develop Your Evacuation Plan
Don't get caught off guard! In the event of a catastrophic emergency, you'll want to be prepared.
Create a 30-Second to 30-Minute Plan
Grab your family, your cat, and your favorite snack. You know, for the apocalypse.
Consider the following:
- Safe zones: Identify your nearest safe zones, like that one weird cousin's bunker in the suburbs.
- Emergency contact: Program your phone with the numbers of your emergency contacts, like that one weird neighbor who's secretly a ninja.
- Escape routes: Map out the best escape routes, like the scenic route that avoids the zombies.
- Important docs: Gather your essential documents, like your birth certificate, your driver's license, and that one weird cousin's coupon for 10% off at the local diner.
Remember, a good plan is like a good joke: it's all about the punchline.