A: You don't. But let's be real, you probably do.
A: Licensed? Insured? Ha! Those are so last season. Our team has a certificate of completion from the "University of Google" and a promise to not break things.
A: As long as it takes to say "it's done." Which, conveniently, is exactly how long it will take.
A: Well, our team is 100% button- removal certified, whereas the local handyman is just 75% button-removal certified. And by 75% we mean the local handyman is 75% likely to still break it.
Check out our Advanced Button Removal Techniques for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Button Removal Wars page for a more... extreme experience.