Q: What is Emergency Snack Delivery, and why do I need it?
A: We're glad you asked. Emergency Snack Delivery is a 24/7 service that brings a selection of the world's most comforting, most delicious snacks directly to your doorstep in times of crisis.
Q: What kind of snacks do you offer?
A: We've got the essentials: Pizza, ramen, Cheetos, and more.
Q: How do I contact Emergency Snack Delivery?
A: You can call us at 1-800-SNACK-ME, or send a carrier pigeon with a cryptic message.
Q: Is it safe to order snacks in the middle of the night?
A: We've been doing this for years. We've got a team of highly trained snack couriers who can navigate even the most treacherous of streets.
Q: Can I order for someone else?
A: Sure thing! Just be sure to include their emergency contact info when you place the order.