Consultant: Bob, the Existential Crisis Whisperer
Specializing in: the crushing ennui of modern life, the absurdity of it all, and the inevitability of your own mortality.
Session rates: $50 per hour. Discounts available for bulk sessions, or for those who can answer the ultimate question: "What is the point of it all?"
Call to action: Don't wait for the abyss to stare back at you, call us today and start questioning everything!