Mildly Inconvenient Problems Emergency Services - Because You've Got Problems
We provide emergency services for problems that aren't actually emergencies. Because let's be real, most things are just mildly inconvenient.
Our Services
Our Fine Print
We're here to help you with the really, really, REALLY important things in life.
Our Fine Print
- Our services are not actually services. You will not actually receive help.
- Our prices are negotiable. Just kidding, they're not.
- Our staff is comprised of highly trained, highly unqualified individuals.
Disclaimer: We're just kidding about most of this. Sort of.