Emergency Services: Because You're Not as Prepared as You Think

Meet Our Experts: The Heroes You Never Knew You Needed

Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged individuals are here to save the day. Well, maybe not save the day, but we'll try not to make it worse.

Meet Bob, our expert on all things emergency-related. Bob has a degree in Emergency Faking It, and has extensive experience with making it up as he goes along.

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Subsidiary Services: Because Who Needs a Real Emergency Room When You Can Have a Cardboard Box with Some Tape?

Our subsidiary services include:

1. Band-Aid Band-Aid

2. Duct Tape Emergency Repair Services

3. The Duct Tape Repair Shop