Therapy for Your Imaginary Issues

Welcome to Emergency Services, where our team of highly trained therapists will guide you through the existential crises of your made-up problems.

Our credentials include:

Our lead therapist has a Ph.D. in Imaginary Psychology (IP)
Our office has a 5-star rating on Yelp... in our own imaginary review section
We have a 100% success rate in treating imaginary disorders (defined as 'completely cured' when our patients leave the session and pretend to have forgotten about their issues)