Emergency Decisions: Because Who Needs Sleep

You're in a bind, but don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some last-minute decisions that'll save your sanity and your skin (not necessarily in that order).

Impromptu solutions for the procrastinators | Last-ditch efforts for the hopeless | Emergency escape plans for when the boss comes to your house

Impromptu Solutions

1. Pretend you're a functioning adult and order pizza for everyone. 2. Claim the house is on fire and evacuate the premises. 3. Blame it on the dog and walk away with a straight face.

Last-ditch Efforts

1. Call in a fake bomb threat. 2. Declare you're allergic to everything and take a 3-day weekend. 3. Claim you've been abducted by aliens and can't make it.

Emergency Escape Plans

1. Hide in the closet with a can of sardines. 2. Create a fake identity and flee to a country with no extradition. 3. Declare yourself a sovereign nation and demand international recognition.

Remember, these are just suggestions. Don't try this at home (or do, we don't judge).