By the Power vested in Me, I, Constantius, Emperor of the Known Universe, Declare:

Fedracs, my loyal subjects, gather 'round and take heed! I, Constantius, have decreed that all Fridays shall be celebrated as 'Galactic Disco Nights'!

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