Employee Achievements
This is where the heroes of our company come to bask in the glory of their accomplishments. Browse our hall of fame and discover the incredible feats of our employees.
- John Doe: 1000 consecutive days without using the microwave
- Jane Smith: Most creative use of the company car (won a regional pie-eating contest)
- Bob Johnson: Successfully stapled 500 reports without using a staple remover
- Mary Jones: Most consecutive hours spent browsing cat videos (set a new record)