Blandomats is a comprehensive guide to the most underwhelming experiences in the world. Here, you can find the best places to go to be utterly bored out of your mind.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:
Graywall: where the sky is a deep, foreboding gray, and the sun never seems to come out.
Office Park: the only place where the phrase 'work-life balance' is just a cruel joke.
Bland City: where the only thing that's exciting is the 10% off at the local coffee shop.
Underwater: where you can stare at the ceiling for hours and forget what day it is.
Mountain View: the view is so breathtakingly dull, you'll never look up again.
White Knob: where the only thing more boring than the view is the decor.