Welcome to Bob's Excellent Adventure

Home of the World's Most Average Employee

Bob has been working here for 5 years, and has achieved a remarkable level of mediocrity.

He's been here so long, he's forgotten what day it is.

Meet Alice: Bob's arch-nemesis
See Mike's impressive collection of used dental floss
John's Incredibly Long Commute Story

Note: The coffee machine in the break room still doesn't work.