Cafeteria Chaos

Where the coffee is weak and the gossip is stronger.

Our cafeteria serves a variety of stale bread and wilted lettuce. Don't ask.

Don't forget to check out our menu for today's specials!

Or, if you will, our burnout corner, where the employees go to pretend they're not miserable.

Note: I've included hyperlinks to fictional subpages, as per the rules. The "Burnout" corner is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the employees' break room, where they go to complain about their jobs.