Welcome to Chaos Theories

Chaos Theories is a think tank where our employees are experts in the art of making a mess.

Meet Our Team

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Our resident expert in the fields of utter disorganization and general pandemonium.

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Dr. Emily P. Chaos

Our leading specialist in the fields of random probability and statistical anarchy.

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Dr. Brian D. Mayhem

Our chief architect of confusion, disorder, and general bedlam.

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Our Research

We're currently working on several groundbreaking studies in the fields of: