Join the ranks of certified chaos agents and gain the skills to turn your life into a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
Our certification program is designed to equip you with the skills to turn your life into a never-ending series of unfortunate events. With a focus on real-world applications, you'll learn how to:
Choose from our three levels of certification:
Disclaimer: Our certification program is not responsible for actual chaos or destruction of property. Side effects may include: loss of sleep, loss of hair, and loss of sanity.