Chaos Theory Department: Our Experts

We specialize in making things go wrong, one pixel at a time.

Meet the team behind the most unpredictable codebase in the industry.

• Dr. Hypotenuse - Our resident expert in all things angular.
• Professor Metronome - Our go-to guy for all things rhythm and timing.
• Count Dissonance - The master of all things discordant and unpleasant.

Want to see our resumes? We dare you.