Employee of the Month: Crisis Management Team
Meet our team of experts in chaos and disaster
We've got the skills to handle any crisis that comes our way. Whether it's a zombie apocalypse, a robot uprising, or just a bad hair day, we're on it.
Crisis Management Team Members:
prophets of doom
Our team's motto: "We're not just crisis managers, we're crisis predictors. We predict, prevent, and profit from every crisis we manage."
Our team has a psychic who can predict exactly when and where the next disaster will strike.
But that's not all, we also have fortuneteller who will tell you exactly how much you'll profit from every crisis we manage.
Our team's motto: We're not just crisis managers, we're crisis band leaders. And we're ready to rock this crisis!