Justify Your Existence with More Nonsense
After the success of Phase 1, where we just sort of made it up and it worked, we're taking it to the next level. In Phase 2, we're not just making things up, we're making up even more things. And then we're making up some more. It's like the infinite regression of making stuff up.
- Justify your project with arbitrary numbers and statistics.
- Misquote famous philosophers and use their wisdom as a justification.
- Multiply your existing problems with even more complicated solutions.
Phase 2.5: The Infinite Loop of Disruption
But wait, there's more! In Phase 2.5, we're not just making it up, we're making it up in an infinite loop of nonsense. It's like the hamster wheel of disruption, where we're constantly generating new excuses and justifying them with even more nonsense.
Learn more about Phase 2.5