A Guide to Being a Disgruntled Monkey

Welcome to our guide on being a disgruntled monkey. Here, you will learn the art of disrupting the status quo.

Chapter 1: Disrupting Meetings

Meetings are the bane of a monkey's existence. Learn how to turn them on their head with our expert advice.

Chapter 2: Disrupting Productivity

Productivity is overrated. Learn how to turn your work into a series of meaningless tasks that will drive your coworkers crazy.

Disclaimer

Note: The authors of this guide are not responsible for any damage caused by following these techniques.