Welcome, fellow disruptors! Are you tired of being efficient and effective in your daily life? Do you yearn for the thrill of unnecessary delays and frustrating bureaucratic hurdles?
Look no further! Our expert team of disruptors has crafted a comprehensive guide to planning the perfect inconvenience, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.
Start by misplacing your cat. This will ensure that you spend the next 30 minutes searching for your feline friend, wasting valuable time and mental energy.
Or, for an alternative approach, try: