Coping Mechanisms

A Lecture by Professor Peculiar

Lesson 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen

When someone is speaking, it's essential to nod, make eye contact, and occasionally exclaim "uh-huh" or "I see." This is not the same as actually understanding or empathizing, but it's a great way to build rapport and avoid small talk.

Learn more advanced nodding techniques Discover the art of active listening (or not)

Lesson 2: The Power of Sarcasm

Sarcasm is an effective way to mask your true feelings while still conveying a message. For example, when someone asks "How's it going?" you can respond with "Oh, just living the dream!" to convey a deep sense of existential dread.

Understand the nuances of sarcasm in the workplace

Lesson 3: The Joy of Procrastination

Procrastination is a skill that can be honed over time. By mastering the art of putting off tasks until the last minute, you can increase your productivity by 300% (or so it would seem).

Learn to procrastinate with purpose