A Lecture by Professor Peculiar
When someone is speaking, it's essential to nod, make eye contact, and occasionally exclaim "uh-huh" or "I see." This is not the same as actually understanding or empathizing, but it's a great way to build rapport and avoid small talk.
Learn more advanced nodding techniques Discover the art of active listening (or not)Sarcasm is an effective way to mask your true feelings while still conveying a message. For example, when someone asks "How's it going?" you can respond with "Oh, just living the dream!" to convey a deep sense of existential dread.
Understand the nuances of sarcasm in the workplaceProcrastination is a skill that can be honed over time. By mastering the art of putting off tasks until the last minute, you can increase your productivity by 300% (or so it would seem).
Learn to procrastinate with purpose