42.1

Happiness Index: A Metric of Utter Desperation

Current happiness level of employees: 42.1 (out of 100, but who cares, really)

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Employee 1: The Guy Who Mows The Lawn Employee 2: The Person Who Restocks The Break Room Snack Machine Employee 3: The Janitor Who Refuses To Use A Trash Can

Please don't ask us how this number is calculated, we're not really sure either.