Are you tired of your soul-sucking job? Do you dream of freedom and adventure? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to employee exit strategies!
Leave your job in a blaze of glory, with a dramatic speech about the corporate machine's soul-sucking grip. This approach requires courage, charisma, and a strong sense of self-importance. Learn more
Just stop showing up, no explanation necessary. This approach requires discipline and a strong stomach. Learn more
Tell your boss you're going on a 'well-deserved' vacation, but really just spend your days binge-watching Netflix and eating Cheetos. This approach requires a strong poker face and a love of snacks. Learn more
Gradually decrease your productivity, attendance, and overall enthusiasm for your job, until your employer is left wondering who this 'employee' is. This approach requires patience, subtlety, and a strong sense of self-preservation. Learn more
Take over the company, rebrand it as a worker's paradise, and then 'accidentally' forget you're still working there. This approach requires a strong stomach, a talent for manipulation, and a love of irony. Learn more