Management Mishaps

Because who needs competent leadership, anyway?

Departmental Blunders | Managerial Maladies | Office Politics

A sampling of our finest

Our management team is a wonder to behold:

• Bob "The Bobinator" Smith: Our fearless leader, who thinks "fearsome" means "good"
• Mary "The Micromanager" Lee: She's always "optimizing" our processes, which is code for "doing everything slowly"
• Tom "The Technocrat" Johnson: Our resident IT expert, who can't even get the coffee machine to work, let alone the copier

And that's just the tip of the iceberg (or is it the tip of the management hierarchy?)

Our Management Philosophy

We're not just a company, we're a community of misfits, all united by our shared incompetence!

Our core values:

• Do as I say, not as I do
• Blame everyone else
• Cram more work onto each employee, because why not?

Want to learn more about our management team?

Team Biographies