Welcome to the most unprofessional employee handbook you'll ever read! Here's where you'll find all the rules you're going to break and the secrets you're going to ignore.
Our company values are: Being a bro, Being cool, and Being creative but also not too creative.
We offer the best benefits in the industry: Free snacks, Extra vacation days, and Mental health days. But don't get too excited, they're not actually real.
Our management team is made up of The Dad Joke Guy, Our CEO who is actually our Therapist, and The Microwave King.
Don't touch the plants, don't talk about the dog, and for the love of all things good, don't use the kitchen employees only.