The Smith System
My method of efficiency is so efficient, it's almost cruel.
But don't just take my word for it, here's some stats:
- Can make a sandwich in under 3 seconds
- Can drink 5 cups of coffee in one sitting
- Can recite the entire script of "The Office" in under 10 minutes
My Tools of the Trade
This is my arsenal of efficiency:
- The world's fastest typewriter
- A calculator that fits in the palm of my hand
- A coffee mug that never empties