John Doe's Projects

John Doe's portfolio of questionable endeavors.

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks The Great Wall of China Rebuild The Inflatable Unicorn The Time Traveler's Dilemma

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

Where do they go? Nobody knows.

John spent 6 months investigating and came up with nothing.

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The Great Wall of China Rebuild

A project so ambitious, it's almost as if it never started.

John had grand ideas, but they all fell flat.

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The Inflatable Unicorn

A product so fantastical, it'll make you cry.

John spent all his money, but it was just a prototype.

Meet the team of 3

The Time Traveler's Dilemma

A time machine, but not just any time machine.

John's time-traveling skills are still in beta.

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