Project 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

John Doe

Objective: To investigate the phenomenon of vanishing donuts in the break room.

Methods: Conducted interviews with key witnesses, analyzed evidence, and consulted with experts in the field of pastry forensics.

Key Findings:

• Highly irregular donut consumption patterns among employees.
• Lack of donut storage in the break room fridge.
• Suspicious presence of crumbs on the conference table.

Conclusion:

It is hereby declared that the case of the missing donuts remains a mystery, but likely due to human error rather than supernatural forces.

Recommendations: Install a donut-tracking system, establish a donut budget, and consider a donut-themed reward program.

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