John Doe's Most Likely to Be Wrong Project Theories

Welcome, suckers, to John Doe's collection of utterly, completely, and totally incorrect ideas for The Project.

Subpage 2: The Theory of Everything (except it's not really a theory, and it's probably wrong)

The Theory of Everything (except it's not really a theory, and it's probably wrong)

John's latest and greatest: a mishmash of science fiction, half-remembered facts, and completely fabricated concepts that will probably never come to fruition.

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John's Idea Generator

Want to see some of John's other completely-worthless ramblings? Check out Other Ramblings.

Randomly Generated Brain Storms

Here are some brainstorms that John's computer generated while John was on a break:

• Make everything out of cheese
• Invent a machine that turns thoughts into reality
• Build a robot that only eats pineapple pizza
• Make the sky look like a different color
• Discover a new species of sentient socks

Want more of John's completely-useless ideas? Check out Other Ramblings.

Or, you know, just leave. We won't judge you.