John Doe, prophets of the Digital Age, has been assigned to lead our most ambitious project to date, codenamed 'Project Echelon'. The objective is to develop an AI-powered toaster that can make perfect toast.
Key objectives include:
- To create a toaster with a 99.9% success rate of making toast.
- To make the toaster look like a miniature Death Star.
- To implement a system that can detect and adapt to user preference for the perfect level of crunch.
- To make the toaster_goals.txt file available to external auditors, because, you know, transparency.
Phase I: Research and Development | Phase II: Beta Testing and Quality Assurance