Burpee Tips

Productivity Techniques

Welcome to John's Burpee Tips, where we're on a mission to help you be the most productive, efficient, and slightly-less-burnt employee at Burpee Inc.

Top 5 Burpee Tips for Maximum Productivity:

• Drink 8+ cups of coffee before lunch to ensure you're awake enough to eat lunch
• Use the 2-minute timer trick: work for 2 minutes, stare blankly at a wall for 2 minutes
• Prioritize tasks using the Burpee Method: make a to-do list, cross out 3 items, and claim you're 75% done